May 2012
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adult: so do you have a boyfriend then?
me: no
adult: i'm sure you're too good for any of them!
me: or you know it could be the small factor that i look like some kind of troll and am completely awkward in social situations and i am wasting my teenage years on the internet
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me: why am i so ugly
me after 2 seconds: why am i so perfect am i even a human
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Friend: I miss my boyfriend
Me: So do I
Friend: He calls me princess
Me: He calls me fan
Me: Sometimes fans like plural
Me: So he'll be like "I love my fans!" and I'm like I love you too boo.
Friend:
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friend: ever wondered what the person you're going to marry is doing at this very moment?
me: they're working on their new album
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Friend: Why are you crying?
Me: Because this song is a DB5K song. And it hurts so much.
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When I listen to F.CUZ
F.CUZ: Say what
F.CUZ: What
F.CUZ: Say what
F.CUZ: What
F.CUZ: One more time
F.CUZ: Say what
F.CUZ: What
F.CUZ: FUCK US!!!!
Me: Okay.
F.CUZ:
Me:
F.CUZ:
Me:
Me:
Me: :)
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